fuckyeahtxtposts:

i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me

(via yasmine-garland)

internetexplorers:

mirror selfies are nice because my phone covers up half my face

(via okusuck)

hachikuji:

the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you 

(via vivlio)

svvitzerland:

i cant believe sex happens in real life

(via cumfort)

laugh-addict:

when you see your parent come home from the grocery store

(Source: phoenixwrong, via okusuck)

comemorninglighte:

sunsetmugging:

captainodair:

whats the html code for a social life

 <go> </outside>

404 error

(via okusuck)

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick

(via danysdracarys)