meladoodle:

15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25

(Source: meladoodle, via alexcrispo)

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via contort)

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eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

(via magicul)

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confirmance:

I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies 

(Source: confirmance, via contort)

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cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

(via magicul)

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perrfectly:

if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you 

(via ckings)

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