panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: reshirum, via cumfort)

251,688 notes

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

(via magicul)

679,250 notes

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

(via pizza)

225,466 notes

the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

(Source: swarnpert, via magicul)

461,637 notes

jesuschristvevo:

*drops my pencil* *bends over to pick it up* *britney spears toxic starts playing*

(via falling-yes-i-am-falling)

112,155 notes

emoglitter:

my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight

(via falling-yes-i-am-falling)

35,877 notes

convexly:

why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive? 

(via sorry)

38,858 notes

caiju:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tffnyblws:

theyoungveinsvevo:

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

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*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

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*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

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(Source: ryanxross, via falling-yes-i-am-falling)

390,494 notes