boostiels:

noctstiel:

kanyeghostniall:

"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

woah! are bras really that expensive??

oh hun

(Source: kanyewestniall, via t-r-e-a-s-u-r-e-d)

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hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(via contort)

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orgasm:

whenever i see a pic of jared leto i always have to think if he’s jesus for a second

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  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
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lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

(via contort)

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dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

(Source: ajantas, via cumfort)

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